The Adventures of: Telekinesis Guy!!!
The Attack of Galactagogon
One fine day in Fantasiana (Fan-tay-zee-arna) city, Jaron Why a.k.a Telekinesis Guy was sitting in his office trying to convince the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo (Grand-o-poh-locks-o) to stop thinking he is the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana and to just try to live a normal life. Just as Grando-poloxo was about to answer the super duper code red alert siren went off. Jaron, (T.G.) put on his crime-fighting outfit and went to the super duper code red alert screen. The screen turned on and the mayor of Fantasiana told him the problem. “Telekinesis Guy, your arch nemesis Galactago…Ga-lact-a-go, whatever his name is, the bad guy, is making giant earthquakes and is destroying the city with his mighty Earth punch. You must stop him before it’s too late!”
“O.k. Mayor, I’m on my way! Um, by the way it’s Galactagogon (Gah-lack-tah-goo-gong). Just thought you would like to know.”
Meanwhile… in the heart of Fantasiana city.
“Me Galactagogon, me smash up town and me will stop Telekinenenesis Guy!” Roared Galactagogon. Just then T.G. (Telekinesis Guy) arrived and said his superhero catch phrase.
“Have no fear, T.G. is here, and this catch phrase is not that queer!” Galactagogon used his earth lifting powers and sent a giant boulder straight at T.G. But, it was no use; T.G. just used his telekinesis powers and sent the boulder back at him. But he just smashed the boulder and debris went everywhere. Unlike the last time T.G. defeated Galactagogon, he just lifted him up, but this time Galactagogon had put on an extra tone or so and T.G. had difficulty lifting him up. He was trying really hard and his energy was draining really quickly. T.G. stopped trying and needed to find broccoli fast. So he quickly flew to the closest broccoli stand. He picked the vendor up and shoved the entire tub of broccoli into his mouth and in one gulp he ate it all. Because he ate more than one piece of broccoli he power was multiplied 50 times more than his original power level. He flew back to where Galactagogon was and said to him,
“Galactagogon, I just ate broccoli so now you have no chance against me.”
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Cried Galactagogon “I’m still not giving up without a fight!” So Galactagogon kept hurdling boulders at T.G. but he just sent them back. Finally, T.G. was getting tired of this and picked up Galactagogon and brought him to the high tech zero gravity prison. After that T.G. helped rebuild the city and was rewarded with a life time supply of broccoli and the key to the city.
Next time in the adventures of Telekinesis Guy, T.G. is faced against the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo, with powers that can create black holes at maximum 4 miles in diameter. Will T.G. be able to stop Grando-Poloxo before he creates a black hole and swallows up the city? Tune in next time to find out.
Written and Created by: Jaron Why The 2nd page of the superhero story is on the blog on top.