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The Revenge of Grando-Poloxo

(Gran-dough-poh-locks-oh) Part 1

Before you read this blog you should scroll down and read the first of this series so you know what’s going on. Title: The Adventures of Telekinesis Guy-The Attack of Galactagogon (Gah-lack-tah-goo-gong).

One sunny day in the fine city of Fantasiana (Fan-tay-zee-arna) Jaron Why a.k.a Telekinesis Guy was trying to convince Trickalarnagratana (Trick-a-larna-grey-tarna) to stop hypnotising people to do her evil bidding when the super duper code red alert siren went off. Jaron (T.G.) put on his crime fighting costume and went to the super duper code red alert screen. The mayor of Fantasiana told T.G. the problem. “T.G, your other arch nemesis the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Polox… Grando… Polxoahfilsug, ummmm…”

“Grando-Poloxo.” Corrected T.G. 

“…yeah, him, he’s at it again. He’s attacking Fantasiana because you didn’t let him finish his answer to your question, so now he is sucking up the city into his black holes. YOU must do something before the whole city disappears. Please hurry!!! Oh, T.G. you should know that the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo can be defeated by…” but it was too late, Telekinesis Guy had already left.  

Meanwhile in the heart of the city…

“Mwahahahahahahahaha! I am the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo and no one can defeat me unless they find out my secret that only the mayor knows and if done to me I will be destroyed easily. Mwahahahahaha!”  The evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo started to make another black hole but a fridge hit him in the face. He got up and saw T.G. readying to hurl more fridges at him (because the local fridge store was on that street). Then T.G. said his superhero catch phrase, “Have no fear, T.G. is here, and this catch phrase is not that queer.” This made the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo really mad and started to make more black holes. But, T.G. just kept hurling fridges at him. The evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo was now really pissed so T.G. threw another fridge at him but he made a black hole and sucked in the fridge. T.G. flew at fast as he could to the mayors office as fast as he could because he just heard the mayor say, ‘The evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo can be defeated by…’ He arrived at the mayors house and asked him, the mayor said, “Well, A, what are doing here when The evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo is still destroying  Fantasiana, and 2, you can defeat him by giving him an atomic wedgie.”

“Well, to answer your first question I’m here to ask you how to defeat the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo, and 2, thank you very much.” T.G. flew away back to where the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo was. But instead of making himself obvious by chucking fridges at Grando, he snuck up behind him and used his Telekinesis powers to lift up his incredibly comfy and soothing bonds underwear (not a product placement) and give him a wedgie. But, when T.G. tried lifting his incredibly comfy and soothing bonds underwear (still not a product placement) it was just an illusion, because when you are around a black hole a long time without getting sucked in you start to hallucinate. But actually the evil supreme overlord of Fantasiana Grando-Poloxo was behind T.G. readying a black hole!!! But it was too late, T.G. got sucked in!  

Will T.G. be able to get out of the black hole and escape before the city is destroyed??? Tune in next time and find out. Also you will meet T.G.’s new crime fighting friend, Telekinesis Gal!!! Will she be part of the aid of getting T.G. out of the black hole? Well, like I said before, TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!

Written and created by: Jaron Why